Left Lane Larry

Ontario BKLT 750

White vehicle
White male driver

Eastbound on hwy 401 between the 427 and 400
Friday, August 2, 2013 at around 11:15 p.m.

Speed limit: 100 km/h
Driver's average speed 99 km/h

Several vehicles behind the driver
No vehicles ahead of the driver

STOP HOGGING THE LEFT LANE!

STOP BEING A LEFT LANE LARRY!

Move to the middle or right lane when you do not need to pass other cars!

Happy Google Canada Day 2013

(2013) Here's a list of automatic Google searches when one presses the first letter. (Note: I do clear my browsing history before I do the Google alphabet.)

• ·         Air Canada
• ·         Best Buy
• ·         Canadian Tire
• ·         Dropbox
• ·         eBay
• ·         Facebook
• ·         Google
• ·         Hotmail
• ·         Ikea
• ·         Job Bank
• ·         Kijiji
• ·         Linkedin
• ·         MLS
• ·         NHL
• ·         OLG (Ontario Lottery and Gaming)
• ·         Project Free TV
• ·         Quinoa
• ·         Rogers
• ·         Scotiabank
• ·         Twitter
• ·         Urban Dictionary
• ·         Via Rail
• ·         Walmart
• ·         xBox
• ·         YouTube
• ·         Zara (fashion site)

En français:

• ·         AccèsD
• ·         Bell
• ·         Canadian Tire
• ·         Desjardins
• ·         eBay
• ·         Facebook
• ·         Google
• ·         Hotmail
• ·         Ikea
• ·         Jean Coutu
• ·         Kijiji
• ·         LesPAC
• ·         maps
• ·         NHL
• ·         Outlook (not the town in Saskatchewan)
• ·         Poste Canada (Postes Canada)
• ·         Quebec (Québec)
• ·         RDS
• ·         SAAQ
• ·         traduction
• ·         Urban Planet
• ·         Videotron (Vidéotron)
• ·         Walmart
• ·         xBox
• ·         YouTube
• ·         Zara

Last year's Google Alphabet (2012)

http://skinnydips.blogspot.ca/2012/06/happy-canada-day-google-alphabet-in.html

My ranked-ballot unscientific poll for the next federal Liberal leader

Participate in my ranked ballot poll for the next federal Liberal leader.  You may rank your choices "1, 2, 3, and so on."  You may vote once per hour.  Here is the link: http://www.demochoice.org/dcballot.php?poll=2013lib.  Note: the order of the candidate listed on the ballot is randomly shuffled periodically by the magical computer fairies.  I don't determine the order.

The Ontario Liberals have lost the next provincial election.

Ontario Education Minister Laurel Broten has decided to impose conditions of employment on Ontario's public elementary and secondary school teachers.  She did mention that she would repeal Bill 115 after the the conditions of employment had been imposed.  She did use the term "collective agreement."  However, a collective agreement requires two or more parties to agree.  There will be no collective agreement between the teachers and their employers, the school boards.

Broten assumes that by repealing Bill 115, the teachers will go back to work normally.  She assumes that teachers will go back to participating in extra-curricular activities.  That will not happen.  Teachers will likely not participate in extra-curricular activities for the next two years.  They will not organize field trips or meet with parents after school.  There will be no grade-eight or high school graduation ceremonies in the evening.  There will be no evening high school dances.

The Liberals may assume that the education system will get back to normal.  Unfortunately for them, that will not happen.  It will be likely that teachers will protest in front of the Liberal leadership convention site in Toronto on Friday and Saturday of the convention weekend.

There will likely be an election this spring.  I don't know which voters will support the Liberals based on Laurel Broten and Dalton McGuinty imposing conditions of employment on the teachers.  If one hates the teachers, one will support the Conservatives.  If one supports the teachers, one will support the NDP.

It will be likely that teachers will campaign against the Liberals and Conservatives in the next election.  Most likely, Laurel Broten's riding will be targeted.  To the teachers, the Liberals are just another group of right-wing Conservatives.  In fact, Dalton McGuinty and Laurel Broten made the former Conservative premier Mike Harris, and education minister John Snobelen look good by comparison.

No amount of salvaging by the current Liberal leadership candidates will help restore their relationship with the teachers of Ontario.

Excellent blogpost by a teacher to Dalton McGuinty: http://sine-of-the-times.blogspot.ca/2013/01/an-open-letter-to-premier-mcguinty-and.html

The Simpsons are going to Gaza--the Sequel

Here is a link to a still-frame post about the Simpsons and their Springfield friends being trapped in Gaza.  I made this post a few years ago during the last Israel-Gaza conflict.

http://skinnydips.blogspot.ca/2008/12/simpsons-are-going-to-gaza.html

CTV: Ontario education minister to woo young teachers

Why is the Ontario education minister, planning to make an announcement today?  It's because the Elementary Teachers' Federation of Ontario is starting its annual general meeting today in Toronto.

I don't know how Broten will try to woo young teachers.  Perhaps she wants to divide and conquer.  She may think that by getting to impressionable young teachers, she can tell them that the older and more experienced teachers are hurting the young teachers.  All I will say is that the older teachers have helped the younger ones with their professional development.  What has Laurel Broten done to help young teachers besides originally planning to freeze the pay-grid?

http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/ontario-education-minister-to-woo-young-teachers-1.911769

Happy Canada Day! A Google alphabet in English and French (2012)

These are the words that appear instantly when one types the first letter in a Google search:

In English:

·       Air Canada

·       Best Buy

·       Canadian Tire

·       Dictionary

·       eBay

·       Facebook

·       Google

 

 

·       Hotmail

 

 

·       Ikea

·       Job Bank

·       Kijiji

·       LCBO

·       Mapquest

·       NHL

·       OLG

·       Project Free TV

·       Quotes

·       Rogers

·       Scotiabank

·       TD

·       Urban Dictionary

·       Via Rail

·       Weather Network

·       xBox

·       YouTube

·       Zellers

En français:

·       AccèsD

·       Best Buy

·       Canada 411

·       Dictionnaire

·       eBay

·       Facebook

·       Google

·       Hotmail

·       Ikea

·       Jeux

·       Kijiji

·       Lespac

·       Météomédia

·       NHL

·       OC Transpo

·       Poste Canada

·       Québec

·       Radio Canada

·       SAAQ

·       Traduction

·       UOttawa

·       Vidéotron

·       Wikipedia

·       Xplornet

·       YouTube

·       Zellers

Last year's list: 2011

On the lighter side: Won't somebody please think of the children (World Naked Bike Ride)

From Auntie Antonia of the Toronto Star:

Nobody should have been taken aback on Saturday to see some 150 stripped loins wheeling past Exhibition Place.

It was at Coronation Park, just outside the Princes’ Gates, where Toronto participants in the eighth annual World Naked Bike Ride bared down and headed downtown to protest automobile pollution and the dangers cars pose to cyclists everyday.

Toronto Star: Cohn: Pride has become a victim of its own success

Martin Regg Cohn usually write some good columns.  This time I respectfully disagree with his comments about the Queers Against Israeli Apartheid (QuAIA).  He seems to imply that QuAIA is an outside group that has infiltrated the Pride Week festivities.  QuAIA ranks low on his "gay-o-meter".  One could state the same about Kulanu--the gay Jewish student group.  While the core group of Kulanu may be gay, its general supporters in the parade diminish the "gayness" of Kulanu by focussing on Israel rather than LGBT pride.  Kulanu's participation in Toronto's Pride parade ranks low on my "gay-o-meter."

Toronto Star: Cohn: Pride has become a victim of its own success

YouTube: Pride Toronto - QuAIA

YouTube: Pride Toronto - Kulanu 2010

Christy Clark wants more powers for BC, but give environmental assessments to the Harper feds

On the CBC's The House, BC Premier Christy Clark discussed Thomas Mulcair's views on the Northern Gateway pipeline proposal.  I think she was trying subtly to link Mulcair's comments to the BC NDP.  She didn't think it was necessary that BC should have its own environmental assessment of the Northern Gateway pipeline proposal.  She would rather give this responsibility to the HarperGovernment (TM).  At the same time, she wanted more powers for BC (except environmental assessments).  She supports electing senators for BC that Harper can reject for appointment.

http://www.cbc.ca/thehouse/

Scaredy Squirrel Meets Gay Men

My comment posted on The Wingnuterer about A Squirrel Explains Gay Marriage:

 Scaredy Squirrel Meets Gay Men:

 

WHAT TO DO IF TWO GAY MEN WALK BY MY TREE:
ACTION PLAN:

Gather nuts.

Hide in tree.

Wait for couple to walk by.

Aim nuts at their nuts.

If they start taking photos of me, play dead.

Keep playing dead. Pretend they don’t exist.

Play dead a little longer until they walk away.

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS:

1:00: Gather nuts.

1:05: Hide in tree.

1:10: Wait for couple to walk by.

They stop.

1:15: Aim nuts at their nuts.

Fall out of tree! Oh no!

Play dead. The couple is coming toward me!

1:20: Keep playing dead! Pretend they don’t exist!

1:25: They’re taking photos of me.

Now, they are offering me some [mixed] nuts.

I accept.

They take another photo of me with some nuts stuffed in my mouth.

They smile at me.

I smile back. Or at least I try with my mouth full of nuts.

1:30: They wave good-bye and walk away.

I run back to my tree with my nuts knowing that I will never be afraid of gay men again.

[Toronto's mayor, Rob Ford. could follow Scaredy Squirrel's example.]

NEXT STORY: Scaredy Squirrel and the Lesbian Chipmunks.

Progressive Bloggers: abortion-'bortion, what's that contortion?

I do enjoy reading the differerent blog posts on the Progessive Bloggers aggregate.  There are a diversity of opinions expressed by bloggers who post under the progressive label.  Bloggers include Liberals, NDPers, non-aligned social democrats, perhaps a socio-path or two, former Progressive Conservatives, current Greens, and the occasional Marxist-Leninist.  I do not expect everyone to agree on everything.  If we did, then the Progressive Bloggers site would be truly boring.

The people who post on PB hold a range of opinions on issues such as abortion rights, the Alberta Tar/Oil Sands, the environment, unite-the-progressives, proportional representation, and Israel.  I have even expressed a view or two about Quebec that makes Preston Manning seem like St. Poutine compared to me.

If people disagree with a blogger, then comment on his/her post.  If that blogger does not allow comments or if their moderation settings are too high, then reply with your own blog post.  If people are really insulted by what others state in their blogs, then ignore them.  I stopped going to the Blogging Tories website because I thought its bloggers' posts were way too asinine.  Why should I give the Blogging Tories' bloggers attention?

Feel free to comment or report me to the commentariat.  Ignore me if you wish.  Enjoy your day!

NDP leadership: Demochoice poll vs. actual results

How will the Demochoice poll on the NDP leadership race compare to the actual results?

First Round (Demochoice Poll):

Peggy Nash	2,700	(24.5%)
Paul Dewar	2,634	(23.9%)
Thomas Mulcair	1,888	(17.1%)
Nathan Cullen	1,621	(14.7%)
Brian Topp	1,003	(9.1%)
Niki Ashton	895	(8.1%)
Martin Singh	268	(2.4%)
None of these	115

http://demochoice.org/dcresults.php?poll=NDP2012NPD#Round1


Final Round (Demochoice Poll):

Peggy Nash	4,695	(51.9%)
Paul Dewar	4,346	(48.1%)
None of these	2,083

http://demochoice.org/dcresults.php?poll=NDP2012NPD#Round6

Actual first round results:

Thomas Mulcair: 19,728 (30.3%)
Brian Topp: 13,915 (21.4%)
Nathan Cullen 10,671 (16.4%)
Peggy Nash 8,353 (12.8%)
Paul Dewar 4,883 (7.5%)
Martin Singh 3,821 (5.9%)
Niki Ashton 3,737 (5.7%)

Total 65,108 (100.0%)