Sunday, April 25, 2010

Ban all extremist head coverings in Canada!

There is no reason why westerners should have to put up with this extreme fascist clothing and behaviour. Head coverings do not belong in Canada!

See video:

h/t: LeDaro

Saturday, April 24, 2010

How to solve Ontario's sex-ed impotence:

Have Japanese-style penis parades through the streets of Toronto, Ottawa, and Burlington.  Chuck McVety would make a great master bator of ceremony!

For more information, see Wikipedia: Kanamara Matsuri.

Added Comment:

Seriously, I do think that any city in Canada can hold a similar type of festival to promote safe and healthy sexual choices.  Yes, that includes abstinence.  Such a festival would not necessarily promote sex.  It would promote healthy living.  The oversized penis (and vagina) are symbolic of getting past the prudishness of thinking that sexuality is bad and immoral.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Poll: vote for the mayor of Toronto

Vote in my poll for mayor of Toronto.  You will use a rank-order preferential ballot to select your preferred candidates for mayor.  One to be elected.  The order of candidates' names on the ballot have been randomly placed by the internet program.  You may vote once per day.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Select the next governor-general of Canada

Have fun selecting the next governor-general of Canada.

We have some fine canadidates.  In no particular order, they include Skinny Dipper, Balbulican, Louise Arbour, Graham Fraser, Dr. Dawg, Rick Hansen, Joe Clark, Frank McKenna, Bobby Orr, Paul Henderson, Wayne Gretzky, Betty Fox, and a category for Someone Else.

This is a rank-order ballot with one person to be selected.  Rank your ballot choices 1, 2, 3, and so on.

Enjoy!  The results are on-going.  You may vote once per day.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Nominate your nominee for the next Governor-General

Do you know any interesting Canadians who might be interested in becoming the next Governor-General of Canada?  You may nominate a well known Canadian, a not-so-well know Canuck, or a fellow Canadian blogger.  That person must be at least 18 years of age but not in dog years.  That person should own at least $4,000 of property in Canada, or have racked up a $4,000 Visa or Mastercard credit card bill.  He must be living; she must not be dead.  I don't know if that would disqualify CĂ©line Dion.  I don't like her wailing/whaling music.

Feel free to nominate your Canadian for GG.  Give a reason or two if you want.  Next week, I will place all the nominated candidates on a preferential ballot for people to choose.  If you do not want your name on the ballot, that is fine by me so long as you agree to pay my $4,000 Visa bill.  Feel free to use your Mastercard if you have to.