Friday, July 18, 2008

Vote for your favourite Hockey Night in Canada song

This song is the Voice of Fire on ice. Vote for your favourite proposed Hockey Night in Canada theme song.

The song is a cacaphony of baaing sheep and crying crack-babies. After listening to this song, I now understand the meaning of the Voice of Fire painting at the the National Gallery of Canada in Ottawa. The Voice of Fire represents the unity and division of the blue-red-blue lines of hockey. Hockey represents Canada.

Television viewers could watch the Hockey Night in Canada opening with this irritatingly beautiful song in the background. Viewers can watch heiss-eiss (hot-ice) hockey skates burning trails on a cold lazy-S Voice of Fire rink.

This song is too perfect! It's not worth $100,000; it's worth a million!


Megan said...

The song is so perfect, it brings a tear to my eye. There is only one thing that could make it better: a graphic of David Hasselhoff's head spinning on the screen while the song plays. That would make it TRUE HOCKEY.

Skinny Dipper said...

Your comment is AWESOME! The Hocky Scores video could have added a Russian drag queen. Where is Leonid the Magnificent, the guy/gal who performed on America's Got Talent?

Skinny Dipper said...

I gotta figure out how to get a character beside my blog name to the right.