Have Japanese-style penis parades through the streets of Toronto, Ottawa, and Burlington. Chuck McVety would make a great master bator of ceremony!
For more information, see Wikipedia: Kanamara Matsuri.
Seriously, I do think that any city in Canada can hold a similar type of festival to promote safe and healthy sexual choices. Yes, that includes abstinence. Such a festival would not necessarily promote sex. It would promote healthy living. The oversized penis (and vagina) are symbolic of getting past the prudishness of thinking that sexuality is bad and immoral.